This is so Funny

Galing kay Ails 'to, in-email niya sa akin.

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The Leave Applications ;)

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied  for leave as follows:
'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.'

lThis is from Oracle Bangalore:
From  an employee  who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:
'as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..'  

Another gem from CDAC.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:  
'as I am  marrying my daughter, please grant a  week's leave..'

From  H.A.L. Administration Dept:  
'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave.'  

Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave'    

An incident of a leave  letter:
'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.'    

A leave letter to the  headmaster:  
'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'  

Another leave letter written  to the  headmaster:
'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'  

Covering note:  
'I am enclosed herewith...'  

Another one:
'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...'  

Actual letter written for  application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.  

Letter writing:-
'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'  


A candidate's job  application:  
'This has reference to  your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an  Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the  post

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Hahaha... ka-level niya ang:
"I'm entering school for about 10 years already..."